What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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