i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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