It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
pray to the hookup gods
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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