If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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