I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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