Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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