he wants to bone in the snuggie
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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