Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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