he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
worst night to have a conscience
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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