Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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