The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
wanna go halves on a baby?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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