the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
then he tried to convert me to islam
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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