I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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