So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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