i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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