Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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