Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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