So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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