We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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