no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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