stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So. Much. Porn.
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