She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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