i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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