We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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