Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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