Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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