I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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