Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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