I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
True college students do jello shots in the library
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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