I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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