Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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