He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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