I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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