i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
