Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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