Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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