Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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