I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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