Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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