And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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