does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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