similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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