I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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