She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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