Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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