she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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