Midget sex pt 2 tonight
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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