so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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