It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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