Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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