Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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