in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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