it's too hot outside to masturbate.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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