Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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