Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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