; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
