all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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