New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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