dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
