So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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