We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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